Windows is NOT a virus

Reasons Why Windows is not a virus:

- Viruses are free.
- Viruses don't take up most of your hard drive.
- Viruses don't need 1000 megs of RAM.
- Viruses don't have major bugs.
- Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation.
- Viruses don't leak info to the press about the upcomming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.
- Viruses aren't on every computer.
- Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 64...
- Viruses install themselves !